Going to GRL and want a signed copy of A Gay Romance? The pages soak up tears of laughter so good!! The book is guaranteed to smell better than a crusty rosebud and it’s more fun to hold than a palm full of manboob sweat. Before you ask, yes they even bend! You know you want one, unfortunately supplies are more limited than my grandma’s wig collection* so you have to hurry. To get a copy just email Gina at email@example.com and she will be sure to find you in Chicago!
*We have like 9 books I think.